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AU You: Dopplegangland [Jan. 11th, 2007|12:50 pm]
The Apocalypse Will Not Be Televised

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AU You: Dopplegangland


Fandom: Popslash
Parings: Justin/Bandana, Spy!Justin/JC, Cowboy!Lance/Reichen
Rating: crack
Disclaimer: If you think this is true, you should probably be hospitalized.
Summary: In which Justin meets many versions of himself, JC is like Highlander in capri pants, and Lance is definitely not an accountant.

Justin's not surprised that JC got Left Behind. His crimes against fashion alone disqualify him from Heaven.Collapse )
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FIC || CWRPS/Pop || Everybody's Free To Feel Good If You Don't Mind Damnation [Jan. 9th, 2007|12:13 am]
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Title:: Everybody's Free To Feel Good If You Don't Mind Damnation
Author:: anasuede (aka. de)
Fandom/Pairing:: CWRPS/Pop - Jared/JC
Summary:: It's the Rapture! Jared's been chosen but there are some things worth more than paradise.
Notes:: The rapture_verse communtiy is the creation of phaballa & notthequiettype, which completely rocks. I was lucky enough to be allowed to write for it. Much love to wendy (for saying Jared needs to be in the verse) & notthequiettype (for cheering me on, keeping my spirits up, making an awesome graphic, and a quick beta). 4,500 words of pure schmoopy crack.
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Fic: Found My Salvation in Starbucks | Supernatural/CWRPS | Jensen/Coffee [Jan. 4th, 2007|09:59 am]
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Found My Salvation in Starbucks
A Rapture 'Verse Fic by Phaballa


Fandom: Supernatural/CWRPS
Pairings: Jensen/Coffee
Disclaimer: Lies.
Comments: Thanks to anasuede for the beta, and to notthequiettype for brainstorming the whole 'verse with me.

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That's just great, Jensen thinks as he gets in his truck and drives back to his place. Even during the apocalypse, Chad Michael Murray is still around to torture him. Jensen really hates his life.Collapse )
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The Apocalypse Will Not Be Televised [Dec. 21st, 2006|12:15 pm]
The Apocalypse Will Not Be Televised

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Rapture 'Verse: The Apocalypse Will Not Be Televised, an Introduction of Biblical Proportions


In the end, or maybe it's the beginning depending on whether you're a glass half-full type of person or not, it turns out that Al Gore is wrong, and Pat Robertson is right. Saving the glaciers from global warming doesn't really matter when half the world's population gets Raptured1 over night. Everyone is pretty surprised by the whole thing, even the born agains, or maybe especially the born agains who get Left Behind with the sinners and the heathens and the fags.2 The only people who are really pleased by the whole scenario are the muslims and the porn industry, who have been unknowingly allied against the Christians all this time.3

The Rapture, it turns out, spawns the golden age of porn. Even better than the 70s. No, really.4




1We don't really think the Rapture happened. Most of us actually think the Rapture is an idea created by crazy people. Because, you know, we're sane and stuff. This journal contains fictional material written about a fictional universe. We hereby disclaim everything. No profit is being made from this. No libel (slander?) is intended. Enjoy the show. Flamers will be severely mocked.
2You're probably sitting here thinking, "Okay, right, but no really, what the fuck is this craziness about?" Really, it's an excuse to write fanfic that encompasses all fandoms and universes and alternate realities. And for Jensen Ackles to have sex with multiple versions of himself or the characters he plays.
3I should also mention, because I'm retarded and forgot the first time around, membership is currently closed. This is just until we get some stuff written and figure out what the hell we're doing in this cracked out universe. But you can watch the community by clicking here.
4But really, nothing is better than porn from the 70s. Remember the lesson we learned from Whitney, kids: crack is wack! And a ghetto drug! Be safe, use condoms, and stay in school.
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